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Smuttard

Ew, Why do you have to be such a smuttard.

That girl is a smuttard.
by mbooboo April 1, 2009
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Dirty Suzie Smutcakes

A reference to any female who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a writer or otherwise. May also refer to any girl you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.
Dirty Suzie Smutcakes - it was a name she gave to anyone who willingly made a whore of themselves!
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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Smutty

It’s for the gang smutty gang from Madison Wisconsin founded by the uncle dope smoke
by Ebk February 25, 2018
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smuttonchops

A word that Jack and Mike use on occasion to describe a girl that is easy.
That girl's name should be smuttonchops
by Jess December 1, 2003
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Smutty Buddy

A smutty buddy is a friend that you treat like shit but still get along with really well.
Rob: Driving Golf Cart, notices Beebo hanging of the side laughing and having a good time, and snatches the wheel to the left flinging Beebo through the air just to smash into the pavement...Rob laughs uncontrollably. When he realizes his friend is laughing too he proclaims "ahhh That's my little smutty buddy. "
by SRTurbo A.K.A. Rob September 26, 2005
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FFS Smuts Backup Palace

Possibly the greatest internet forum on the World Wide Web. A heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. Run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of music and porn), Gemma Golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek Phil Fuckmeiknowmystuff (Cool Gang Leader), rock steady Craig (the rock's Rock), Arthur Fat Fingers (forum apple whore), Crimson Dob (the drinking woman's crumpet), the frightening Knobrothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), Hong Kong Jack (flying the flag at the end of the Empire), "Hoops" Dunkin' Duncan (emo maestro), Maccyl "My Arms Are Not Long FFS!" MacCool (long-armed wonder), Bangmycock (Leeds Lothario), Joe Allatsea and Sam Gouldylocks (super nerds!), Le Girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), Shola (FFS!), Gobby "They're not Neu! tho!" Weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and Carmine (Legal Eagle). The Backup Palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the Snootch to the Bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing Babyjib (cor! what a looker!)'s Fashion Boutique, the Geek's Club, Upcoming "what time is everyone getting there ffs?!" Gigs section, and the rubbish anti-Arsenal Zenon's Sports Emporium (run by Zenon who doesn't get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). There are no doubts: truly the greatest Forum in history
An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:

I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)

I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles
by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008
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smutface

a girl that is hot but doesn't easily put out
we ran into all these smutfaces last night and of course none of them came home with us despite our best efforts.
by redfleece June 25, 2007
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