National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

rat stapler

An individual who staples rats to his dead woman.

Yeah, I'm a rat stapler myself, I got 8 rats on my Woman today.

by CRTrrr July 8, 2022

A smalle

A person with a small dick

He is a smalle

by The unnigga October 10, 2022

The sampler

Sticking a toothpick inside of one's penis while receiving a blowjob

Last night Lucy did The sampler on me

by Fungalbob March 23, 2023

the smallest bird

Opposite of the biggest bird.

1) I'm the biggest bird
2) nah u the smallest bird

by CrimsonGuy64 March 27, 2023

billy staples

When your dick is so big that it has a name of its own!

My BILLY STAPLES really put it to that girl last night

by Real BS April 8, 2023

The Smallenburger

When you hookup with a woman and she is unable to make you cum.

He's tense and pent up because he got The Smallenburger last night. She failed him miserably.

by Lonelycuck August 4, 2024