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Simon

A really amazing guy who will probably give you the best sex of your life, he may seem really nerdy but we all know he’s packing
Person 1: Man that Simon over there has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen

Person 2: Don’t all Simons?
by HotLeek November 10, 2017
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Simon also known as Infinity

"Wow Simon also known as Infinity, really is the prodigy/
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simone !

she is feisty she talks a lot she has a brother his name zione she says he act gay she will reject you in seconds but don't forget she is sweet and loving tho she will be the best of the best friend you will ever have!
Me:hey Simone !
Simone:hey sis what is up blah blah blah

Me:(so boring)😐😑😶😴
by ksmity January 15, 2019
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Simone

This person is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is crazy, but very nice. She tells her self she is ugly but in reality, she is drop dead gorgeous!! She loves to hang out with her friends and meet new ones. She is such a social butterfly. If you ever get to meet a simone, keep her. She is amazing and you will not regret it.
Did you see Simone today?
by Mia_whatever November 12, 2020
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Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.
by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021
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Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
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simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.
I love you Simon. From Tegan xox
by SexyTegs October 8, 2008
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