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voyeuristic shopping

deriving satisfaction by watching others buy various things in the market.
He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.
by uttam maharjan December 14, 2011
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Browser Shopping

Looking at things you cant afford on the internet whilst having the utmost desire to purchase.
Person 1: I was looking at this sick Ferrari, it's only $350K. I want it sooo bad!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!
by ringtail November 20, 2014
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Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.
Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.
by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011
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smoke shop

A cannabis dispensary, usually in California or some other legal state
Ty Dolla $ign: We gon' hit the smoke shop we gon' get high
by OhhBessell May 22, 2018
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window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.
I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.
by magicfast1 April 13, 2010
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corner shop

a grocery shop ususally located on the corner of a street. the owner is usually called Mr Patel and the shop is open 24/7 the shop is open 24/7 because all of the windows are too expensive to replace once they have been smashed by neighbour hood drive bys and townies
the owner usually has a son called jay who has performed work experience in a Texaco garage. only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.
person1: yo u wanna get sumthing to eat?
person2: yeh lets go to mac donalds!
Person1: Fcuk that! why pay when we can eat 4 free.
Person2: True...lets raid that corner shop
kids walking by: you gonna raid that shop?
Person:1 FO' shizzle
Person3: Ok, let me get the 12 gauge shotty outa ma pants.
by lloyd's cousin January 12, 2005
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shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.
Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!
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