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shomer negotiable

A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them.

A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable”
“I’m shomer negotiable”
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A: are you shomer negiah

B: I’m shomer negotiable
by @sarahbellaweasley December 3, 2023
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Shroomer

Derogatory ethnic slur for toads, inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom.
by ko0p4zdab3st June 6, 2024
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Shooker.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Shooker.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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.shooker.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: .shooker.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Shooter’s Shot

A drinking game invented by Riley Schmelzer and Sam Andrews in which a chosen judge provides a category to a group of players who each, in turn, attempt a pickup line to that judge appropriate to the chosen theme. Those players who fail to satisfy the judge with their pickup line must take a shot. If a player successfully 'picks up' the judge, the judge must instead take a shot and pass their role on to the winning player.
“I wanna play a drinking game that involves something other than a fucking ping-pong ball in a cup”
“Let us play Shooter’s Shot!”
by FloppySloppy January 28, 2025
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Shooter Bob

Ohhhh man; this guy.. this guy right here, is one he'll of a guy. There's no fucking around when it comes to good ol' shooter Bob. No sir. Cuz shooter Bob doesn't fuck around. Shooter Bob is a straight forward, to the point mutha fucka. He does what he says, and is a man of his word. If you know shooter Bob, you're a fortunate fucking person because shooter Bob is an amazing soul. He goes out of his way to help all of his homies out, even before himself. He 100% always pays everything forward, and never forgets about anyone. Except that one guy and his Bluetooth speaker. Shooter Bob has a sense of humor that's never fades and a personality that never goes out of style. If only he could see himself from other peoples' eyes.
Aye did yall hear Shooter Bob just got back into the valley off the 74? Yea, yall better be ready and know where the catalytics are!
by Becca-the-wrecka1323 May 31, 2025
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soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.
this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?
by #1soomer November 16, 2025
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