Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.

"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"

by Vlow97 March 18, 2024

canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).

" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!

by Sebastian Agner December 6, 2024

Nick Shoemaker

The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?

Who’s that guy in the orange high vis polo? Oh that’s Nick Shoemaker, he’s a legend around here.

by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025

Overinflated shoebox

Very smallish (or very tiny) and very overpriced condo

Why would anyone buy an overinflated shoebox? Get a studio apartment instead.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2025

tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

by seventyD August 24, 2016

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces

by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018