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Shituation

A Type of Situation that has gone really, really wrong. If not taken control of, it can devastate lives.
"My bro got a Shituation last night, I hope he could recover from that"
by Weaklingg August 16, 2025
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Shituation

A dire series of circumstances that one finds themselves in
Anthony described to Mark a series of mistakes the client made in their database, that cause a cascading effect on their work day. It was quite the Shituation
by DorkChocolate June 30, 2025
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Shituation

A current experience that is entirely negative.
I waited In line at the DMV for an hour and a half, and then I was informed I needed my passport, which I didn’t bring. What a shituation!
by LarryD67 November 26, 2025
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Sticky shituation

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation
by Kingy32 May 25, 2016
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Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010
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shitstain

A dispicable crungy person who seldom washes, rarely wears clean clothing, brushes his teeth, or gargles. His hair will generally be greasy, poorly combed, and encrusted with dander. His breath will be toxic, and he will only wash his hands after using the restroom if he is in the presence of others.
He is arguementative, arrogant, and believes himself to be a genius, although he rarely exercises good judgement in any matter.
Boy, that guy in the convertible is a real shitstain.
by schtankified September 13, 2011
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situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.
"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013
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