shavered

to be denied of your first choice whether it be drinks, food,or any purchase.

shawn went to gahndi mahal and ordered a draft beer and a tika masala when the waiter said im sorry sir but, we are out of these items shawns friend johnny said you justbgot shavered.

by zero, none, wrong,out, not July 31, 2011

Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

shavel

When you’re wheelbarrowing a chick and singing “I’ve been working on the railroad..”.

Yeah she let me do anything so I started Shavelling her, and she started singing along!!

by Jack Attack is Wack September 3, 2019

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010

Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*

by FTM2009 June 29, 2009

The Stinky Gillete Shave

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....

Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

No shave November

Also has a meaning in a competitive swimmer's world where ALL swimmers must not shave because it will cause resistance in their training (and sometimes their meets), but will make them stronger and easier to glide through the water when it comes to shaving it all off at a very xinfinity important meet.

Swimmer 1: It's finally No shave November
Swimmer 2: Finally get to fit in, for once.

by love'nswim November 3, 2013