Salmoneus

An internet meme that misleads someone to a RuneScape Fansite which was made by a guy called Salmoneus

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

by Exodiara January 11, 2009

Salmoning

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

by High on Life August 1, 2008

sehmontine 9

Hardcore

This is so hardcore it is like Sehmontine 9

by Mangles Hood October 18, 2003

salmon kebab

where the meat and salad from a doner kebab is inserted between a pair of freshly shaven female labia and eaten with a wooden fork (or plastic, but wood is more normal) - the kebab meat is often accompanied by mint and chili sauce..

i'm gonna serve you up and eat you like a salmon kebab, darling

by adam_is_not_my_real_name April 3, 2008

Chief Salmon berry

a racist slur directed to native americans.

Ur a chief salmon berry!

by jimmy May 13, 2005

Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011