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Scratch

The act of squaring up while letting your feet drag across the ground
Shit im gone scratch
by Bigmoneyog November 13, 2018
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Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.
by CBCAKM September 3, 2017
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boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?
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Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out
To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.
by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018
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Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.
Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting
by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019
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pat scratch

When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
My braids are so tight I’ve gotta pat scratch my head.
by Jankyjana June 4, 2018
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dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.
If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.
by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018
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