by Bigmoneyog November 13, 2018
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by CBCAKM September 3, 2017
Get the Bird scratch mug.having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018
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Get the Scratch one’s brains out mug.Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting
by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019
Get the Chicken Scratch mug.When somebody’s head itches, but they can’t use their finger(s) to scratch it. Therefore, they pat the itch instead of using a digit.
by Jankyjana June 4, 2018
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