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Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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scratch

Actual Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
Scratch: Hold me close, young Tony Danza
Hold me close, young Tony Danza, "oh scratch".
by Cosmic_G April 7, 2022
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Sack Scratch

Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.

The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
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Scratch

There are many problems with the shithole of a website known as Scratch, or scratch.mit.edu. First of all, The Scratch Team is some of the worst website admins on the planet. They're the cause of why saying "crap" or "heck" will get you banned. Saying "Hey wanna hang out later?" will get you banned because of the bots that filter "hang out" as a link to the Google chatting platform, Hangouts, or linking to actual hanging. Oh yeah, there are these Scratch Warrior Cats that will annoy the hell out of you. The Scratch Warrior Cats also make cringe "memes" that aren't even memes. Stealing others' content is allowed for some reason because of their remixing "policy", which basically states you can remix a project, only change a sprite, and get away with it. It's ridiculous. There are some actually really well-made games and animations, but they get overlooked by the fame retards who make very sub-par 10-second animations with stickman characters and very basic platformers. If you criticize any popular political opinion, you're, according to the community, uneducated. If you say just the tiniest little thing negative about the LGBT community, you're considered homophobic. If you plan on joining this site, beware. If the Scratch Team weren't such dumbasses at maintaining a website, and the fame retards didn't exist on this website, maybe Scratch would be a better place.

If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.
User 1: WOAH I found this really neat site called "Scratch"! Let's create an account and make a lot of projects!
User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects*
User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can people stop spamming Scratch with stuff about defunding the police. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP!
User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"*
User 1: Serves User 2 right for annoying me.
User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* hey uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3
User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations*
User 1: shut up, user 3.
User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work.
User 1: *gets banned for saying "shut up" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"*
User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago.
User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.
by fuckinghatemylife September 6, 2021
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scratch

Can be used in different ways.

1. An animal scratch/scram
“My cat did a scratch to my arm”

2. The programming language
“I went on Scratch”
I hate being scratched!
by bingula November 27, 2022
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