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Breakfast Scotch

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.
Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>
by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009
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Scoach

The act of mixing Scope mouth wash and Scotch to get you drunk and give you incredible smelling breath.
Kevin: Dude, how is Scotty so plastered yet have such awesome breath?

Chance: I saw him putting mouth wash in his liquor.

Kevin: Scoach..? Most fucking awesome thing i have ever heard.
by Steve Saigere March 21, 2010
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ScOoChY

a RiDiCuLoUsLy HoT sPiKeY hAiReD bOy wHo SiNgS nD pLaYs BaSs
I wish my boyfriend was a scoochy.
I\'d like a piece of that scoochy.
by NiCoLe April 26, 2005
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scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads
"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"
by Dr Dank May 4, 2015
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anal scorcerer

john is an anal scorcerer
by Shenkman January 2, 2009
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scoche

A girl from Irvin who likes to have sex with one guy in one day, and then when he goes off to work, she fucks every living thing with a cock. Including all her boyfriends friends.
Colleen is such a scoche, I swear she humped on all my friends after smoking my pole two hours earlier.
by shane December 10, 2004
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Scooch

Poop plain in simple. Or tacking a crap. The act of scooching.
Hey man your dog scooched all over my yard!
by Lunarburn February 28, 2013
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