Scheangler

-noun-

someone who always messes up. He‘s the guy, who not only misses deadlines, lets the pasta water boil over or spills his beer all over your lap, but he is just totally bananas.. simply a Scheangler! sometimes you even think he is doing it on purpose.

can be also used as a verb:
scheangeln or rumscheangeln

A. „Hey guys, here‘s the beer! Ohh!“

*drops beer
B. „Heast, you Scheangler!“
or
A. „Oh no, I missed my assignement deadline.“
B. „Heast, what do you always scheangel herum?“

by thescheangler November 11, 2020

Schwan

Best boi

Damn schwan really hot

by Schwany_wanny January 24, 2021

Shwangdazzle

Its just, like, some spectacular cock shit.

"So he thought he could get away with smashing out with stitches in his dick by just putting a condom on to hold his shit together!? Goddamn thats a fucking shwangdazzle if I ever heard one!"

by anonymous February 10, 2021

Schwag

This term is used to refer to logoed promotional items.

Dude, that sure is some tasty schwag!

by Paleodog August 18, 2021

Schmanging

Boning, fucking, going to pound town

I was schmanging your mom last night

by jbcooter331 December 4, 2021

Schwanzhochstand

A syndrome where you get emotionally involved with a specific guy who then decides to move back to England a week later leaving you in tears and emotionally distressed. He as the a-hole has this syndrome called “Schwanzhochstand”.

Oh I heard about this guy called Minh who also has “Schwanzhochstand”.

by Jolli December 6, 2021

Schwanzwinkel

"Schwanzwinkel" is a German thirst-word that was created by Dr. Baby in collaboration with phat ass mixed girl Lindi. It is used to describe a 180 degree rotation of the male's private parts to be directly inserted into a phat-ass-bitches throat. Other than the mistreatment and disrespect of females, this is an actual "dick move". Men who are capable of it are considered to be extra litty. They can reach up to 12 points on a scale from 1 to 10.

Hey Lindi, what did you do last night?
Damn girl, Dr. Baby did gave me some Schwanzwinkel.

Oh wow, I didn't know he was capable of such a dick move!
Yas bitch, he hits it right.

by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 13, 2022