by Funny 321 January 3, 2022
Get the Saramug. by AlimovisYoDaddy February 11, 2022
Get the Sara Tvoroqmug. She's kind and beautiful. She is also the sweetest human being on the planet. Sara hates to disappointing people and if she befriends you you're the luckiest person on the planet.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Sara Almanimug. noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. Sara means princess if you get a friend named Sara do treat her like a princess cause she deserves it she is an absolute gem if you get a person called Sara in your life your actually as lucky as someone who gets a treasure so never loose a person called sara she is beautiful hot kind sweet and so much more words are less to define a person like sara <3
by anonymous December 18, 2021
Get the saramug. 
