An amazing event! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.
by Bantumie July 25, 2010

The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.
by undead15 January 5, 2011

by vanitykills92 May 17, 2010

Where a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his shitty penis under her nose, making her look like she's got a Zapata moustache. Hence the Mexican-sounding name.
by discreet-uk January 4, 2013

by Gaylord Dominator February 22, 2007

When you are engaged in oral pleasure you slide you finger into the anus and rub that same finger under your partners nose, leaving that oh so wonderful smell of success.
When you eat a girl out slid you finger in the poop shoot and rub under her nose not leaving the stain just the smell. Is known as the Phantom Sanchez
by KidDP 006 October 18, 2006

"Dude I'm so hungry but I only have 5 dollars!"
"Just get a Meaty Sanchez."
"A what?"
"Go get a taco from Taco Bell and put it in a McDouble from McDonalds."
"Just get a Meaty Sanchez."
"A what?"
"Go get a taco from Taco Bell and put it in a McDouble from McDonalds."
by ChiBara September 7, 2011
