Samuel 

He may have autism, but we can’t be sure. He really like wrestling and he is pretty good at it. He is also a complete jabroni. That is not a good thing.

Samuel sucks at basketball.

Samuel by The Kraken 225 November 30, 2017

Samuel Adams 

A shitty American beer which disgraces my last name.

"Samuel Adams" -Always a BAD decision.

Samuel Adams by AlexAdams May 13, 2005

Samuel 

A gay boy that is a water boy on a football team and loves to watch gay porn all day and night. He lobe bbc and jacks off his milimeter penis with some twisers.ghhvhu

I Iove it in my mouth. Samuel

Samuel by ROBERTO A. GONZALEZ April 20, 2018

Samuel 

Retarted likes to play fortnite wakes up at 5 am to play more fortnit e thinks he is a pro . cant build

Samuel: OHHH IM SO GO AT FORTNITE
me: SHUT UP NOOB

Samuel by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel 

Is retarted like fortnite always say your mom wakes up at 5am to play forkkinfe (sixpacksam222)

Samuel your mom
Me your noob at fartnite

Samuel by DODGEBALLPRO62 May 2, 2019

Samuel 

Likes to punch walls and his mates (who are nice to him).
Also could use a oneeeeee up.

Michael: Oh look at him.

Luke: Who?
Michael: Ohhhhh That faggot who could use a oneeeee up?
Luke: Oh Samuel. The little bitch.

Samuel by Aw mannnn September 10, 2019

Samuel 

has money. date him.

girl one: its been 10 years since you had a job
girl two: dont you remember im dating samuel?
girl one: oh yea. i want a samuel.

Samuel by rachaet955968 October 14, 2019