SAM

short for Small Asian Men

"hey dong-chin, why don't you come out to the club tonight so we can rep SAM"

by J Chan March 14, 2007

Sam

1.the craziest most funniest nigga to come out the west end of new bedford. Cant touch that style like that mexican can he a predator to the end people that know him from school dont know him at all he keeps his hood status on check plus he know all about that exculsive shyt
2. someone who is just as funny as Sam

wow you aint just crazy you SAM crazy
gotta b able to be as noble as a saint but crazy like sam

by that nigga you kno from da block December 9, 2008

sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009

sam

Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden

little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.

by sinker of buckets April 7, 2019

sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs

layla loves sam

by chippiebot March 18, 2019

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022