A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.
by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013
Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
by Bitchy bartender June 18, 2019
Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn
by skegss125 April 08, 2019
a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
by aceofyoloswag December 23, 2015
Boy 1:"I heard your girlfriend broke up with you how you feel?"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"
boy 2:"I feel down sad man, i need some time alone"
by SomeLocalLoser March 07, 2021
by boi42 April 20, 2018
My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.
Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.
Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.
by Peggy Thrill June 20, 2010