Swanky

Good looking son of a bitch, who can dress and party like a mad man.

damn Swanky, you looking fresh. Wanna Shot?

by sswankythegoat July 4, 2020

Swannick

Swannick is a term for being extremely gifted with words.

He was a real swannick the way he could talk his way in and out of situations.

by Jahahagshsb April 15, 2021

Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009

swang

originated in houston, like a parade of hott whips swangin from side to side in the street

look hear comes some hot whips they'r swang'n

by kickak June 11, 2005

swangdoodle

The unfettered genitalia of a heavily endowed man (usually overweight) who prefers to wear loose grey track pants and no briefs.

Good lord, he's got a swangdoodle like a goodun!

by Mistress Ledbetter July 26, 2006

sydney swans

The single greatest sporting establishment in the history of the world. The Sydney Swans play in the AFL, not to be confused with the NRL, a sport solely concerned with the insertion of a finger into another man's anus. Premiers of the Australian Football League in 2005, they will surely become the premiers of the AFL in 2008, due to the rampant form of such stars as Barry Hall, Adam Goodes and Craig Bolton.

Fuck fuckity fuck, I couldn't get tickets to the Sydney Swans match as it is sold out but I'd rather have my penis ripped off with a cheese grater whilst eating shit (what rugby is best described as) than go to the NRL match.

by Swans Premiers '08 March 20, 2008

Candice Swanepoel

A blonde, leggy, South-American Victoria's Secret Supermodel, with a great waist to hip ratio.

"Dang, look at Candice Swanepoel's body!"

by megusta17 April 29, 2012