Swag

Swag is the evolutionary compensation mechanism of for the reproduction of idiots. Often women find men who are lacking depth of emotional and intellectual capacity unsuitable for reproduction. These men are mostly filtered out of the gene pool because women will not spawn their babies -which will obviously be unviable. The remaining population of these uneducated, self absorbed males possess the "swag" gene/trait which endows the possessor with simultaneous douchebaggery and sexual desirability. This phenomenon has yet to be explained by science and much of the scientific community is concerned for the future of human progress should this gene be allowed to propagate out of control. Debates in the scientific community have turned toward re-evaluating whether the use of Genomics is an ethical solution to this growing problem.
Admiral Greg: Ben does nothing with his life, has no job, no car, no future, he lives in his mom's basement, and has a growing criminal record... So how the hell is he so popular with the ladies?
General Archimedes: He appears to have swag.
by get_smarter July 01, 2013
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Semi-modern acronym which actually means 'secretly we are gay' although most 'gangsta's' who use this word know nothing of this. Perhaps this is why they try so hard to cover this fact with constant references to 'bitches' and 'hoes' in their cheap rap songs.
Got so much swag, these hoes, they feel a nigga
-Wassup Lyrics by Lil Reese-
by hillbilly joe bob September 23, 2013
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1. Guys, I picked up some swag after the trip.

2. Yoloswagyoloswagyoloswag
by Crabby D. July 13, 2013
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it's that sense of confidence that gives you that bounce in your step and feeling of being cool. It can also be upgraded with nice clothing.
"check le man. Son SWAG est à zéro"
by sorcerer34 February 14, 2010
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Awful, Rubbish, some may even go as far as saying 'Crap'
Your phone is swag.
by StreetMaster January 14, 2009
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by ze fireman April 07, 2010
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WOW! look at that kid Danny, he has so much swag.
by tumadre!!! August 14, 2011
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