A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 08, 2025
when a transphobe gets confused and, in an attempt to intentionally misgender a trans person, accidentally use the right pronouns or gendered language while still using transphobic language.
Trans woman: *makes a coming out post on social media*
Transphobe: "YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE GOD MADE YOU THAT WAY"
Trans woman: "Thank you for the Aggressive Support."
Transphobe: "YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE GOD MADE YOU THAT WAY"
Trans woman: "Thank you for the Aggressive Support."
by Cheeseburger Apocalypse February 01, 2021
A person that possesses a particularly specialist set of skills such as, pressing play, reading logs and sending the an email.
"I fixed the issue and now all I need to do is run it!" ... "No, wait! You cannot press play, we have to send this to a service support specialist in case we do it wrong!"
by specialist123 August 23, 2017
Someone who supports the team aston villa and are smart individuals. They often get compared to Albion however villa is a much better team.
by Cracker25 May 03, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
September 22nd is gay/queer support day. Draw a pride flag on you or something you carry to show support to the lgbtqia+ community!
by AnonymousDefinltion September 21, 2021
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