rolling stone

A "magazine" of advertisements, with the occasional article of value. A great example of corporate America using the entertainment industry as puppets to try and peddle their bullshit wares.

"Fuck Rolling Stone magazine."

by Mike August 26, 2003

stone temple pilots

A rock quartet from the 90's. Also known as "STP". Comprised of a cool drummer, Eric Kretz, a druggy vocalist/lyricist, Scott Weiland, and two brothers: kick-ass bassist/songwriter Robert DeLeo and one of the best fucking rock guitarists in music history guitarist/songwriter Dean DeLeo.
Thought to be ripping off Pearl Jam when they first appeared on the music scene but after later review are actually way fucking better than Pearl Jam. All their albums rock. Especially their debut "Core", "Purple" and "No.4".

Stone Temple Pilots rocks so much harder than Pearl Jam! Eddie Vedder can suck my nob! His uncontrollably increasing vibrato feels great on my sac.

by PMcG July 9, 2004

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

The crappy name the Yanks gave to the first Harry Potter book, actually called Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Was changed because they didn't think Americans would understand the word philosopher. Which is a good point I suppose.

Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first book in the Harry Potter series :)

American Nerd: Isn't it called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? :/

Me: Ugh, I hate Yanks. -.-

by thatdude33 November 3, 2010

stone cold stunner

wwe wrestler stone cold steve austin's finishing move. executed by placing opponenet's jaw on own shoulder, and dropping to the ground in a sitting position.

"Oh mah gawd, he hit the stone cold stunner!!! 1!! 2!! 3!! ding ding ding"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

stoned

when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned.

by robert rectum February 24, 2009

stoned

when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.

"I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude"

"dude! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned"

"HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."

by pot expert July 29, 2008

stone hill middle school

A shitty school in $Cashburn$ containing try-hard indian kids who stink up the hallway with their curry-filled lunch bags, the fuckboys who think that nicotine addictions are cool, and fake hoes who backstab their friends when it means that they can get what they want. Everyone has their own fake personality and all the "popular" kids think that they're the coolest people in the world. Let's not forget the horrible teachers who truly do not care about anyone's future, and the 1540 SAT scores that half of the 11-year old indians get. We also truly love the kids that show off their self-harm scars like it gives them a personality. Everyone has a stick up their ass here and no one is genuine.

Jack: "I'm starting to go to Stone HIll Middle School next week!"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"

by That's So Sheep February 22, 2019