Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

Digital Speed

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.

EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.

by DamianTempest June 14, 2010

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

speed fishing

An action where an individual goes through several candidates in a single sitting on plenty of fish.

EX:1st person "Gees! You've already messaged 20 people on pof! It's only been five minutes!"

2nd person "Yeah I'm speed fishing."

by Dr. Fate April 16, 2014

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

by Idle Mind May 16, 2014

Speed Bagged

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg

" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".

by Word_Massa_03 March 12, 2015