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Sneeze

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.
Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
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Sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020
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Ukrainian Butt Sneeze

When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!
by MOLDYBAGEL July 7, 2022
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Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022
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make that dog sneeze

An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing
Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!
by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022
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Sneezed at night

If you sneeze at night that means you should call biman.
I just sneezed at night i should call biman.
by bimxn August 24, 2022
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