angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013

scuffed

mainly something that is terrible or unbearable to watch like some twitch streams.

viewers- Hey did you watch frostfire's stream the other day? Yeah, I heard that it was scuffed. Also, did you also watch nukafights stream after frost's stream? Yeah, nukafight did a good job streaming.

by Luminosity231 July 14, 2018

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

sluffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sluffed.

We went sluffing today during fourth period.
I sluffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sluffing.

by kerplunk304 May 12, 2006

Mitski Shuffle

A dance done by people who just saw something very sentimental. It makes them so happy but at the same time is jealous of the person.

Oh my gosh he just bought her Loona albums, everybody do the Mitski Shuffle!

by Oliva Hye April 2, 2021

Shufflin

An action that you perform every day; the act of performing a

"shuffle"

Every day I'm shufflin

by A Party Person January 2, 2012