The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020

Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.

“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”

by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019

Cinema shuffle

The cinema shuffle is the movement you make when you want to walk to your seat, but people are sitting in the row and you need to get past them. You usually try not to touch anyone's legs, which makes the cinema shuffle a unique movement because it's awkward.

I hate it when I have to sit in the middle of the row, the cinema shuffle is so slow and annoying to do.

by SadCactus July 1, 2016

uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.

by OpusX June 11, 2023

scrotum shuffle

when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about

yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018

shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 15, 2019