Shrek 

lord fuckwad is extra freaky for fiona, but shrek the almighty dont take shit lighly he bitch slaps fuckwad at the wedding cuz shrek has infite rizz like that. i live for shrek, i worship him every day and pray that i get his hunkyness and rizz. shrek is love shrek is life

shrek is daddy, shrek is my daddy, not yours

Shrek by SHREKS SEXY SON December 31, 2022

Shrek 

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.

You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.

Shrek by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023

Shrek 

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

Shrek by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

shrek 

Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart

"I just want to Shrek you"

shrek by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023

shrek 

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

shrek by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

shrek 

god

shrek is god

shrek by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Shrek 

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

Shrek by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023