Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.
Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.
by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019
Get the ryan’s sleeping situation mug.The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.
(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.
(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)
John: Did you hear about Vinny?
Mike: Nah, bro what happened?
John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.
Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.
Mike: Nah, bro what happened?
John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.
Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.
by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010
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Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.
There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.
by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019
Get the Situationship mug.Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.
Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.
Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.
Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008
Get the Ghetto situations mug.When you're in the friend zone with benefits but neither of you won't to give it a title. It is what it is.
by Tricktionary October 7, 2015
Get the Shituationship mug.Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.
I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.
by ebbets September 3, 2007
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a bad situation,,,,, shitty time,,," I can't believe she put me in this (Shitsuation)" or like i m in a shitsuation right now that sucks ass,,,, ill call u back later...
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