Cha Cha Salsa

This term specifically refers to herb smoked in the summertime. It combines both the randomness and the blissful fiesta summer-like tingles associated with marijuana use. It is also hella amusing to say.

"I'm going to get some Cha Cha Salsa and head over to Miguel's pool party."

"All the chicks dig my Cha Cha Salsa."

"Cha Cha Salsa Day is on april 20th"

by Nicole Alonso April 21, 2008

Toss The Salsa

To dismiss any and all feelings for an (ex) guy/girl, who has caused nothing but burning pain and heartache. Similar to the sensation of eating too much salsa.

Guy 1: "Dude...i just can't stop thinking about her."

Guy 2: "She was a bitch man...just toss the salsa."

by Bon Skoffa December 29, 2010

salsasnack.com

Horrible website just as bad if not worse than 2girls1cup

Dude 1: You gotta see salsasnack.com
Dude 2: Alright Dude!
Dude 1: Your gonna love that shit!
Dude 2: Your fucking gross dude!

by Timis December 22, 2007

hairy-man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over a woman's vajina and the pubic hair gets stuck together with the sperm

After we fucked, she washed her hairy-man salsanoun.

by Chase Zarate May 8, 2009

Salsa Fucked

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

by cpcecil December 17, 2008

Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

Sealcat

A funny looking creature, with arms made of noodles. He has fins, but has cat like ears. He thinks that mean things are actually nice, and that nice things are mean. His eyes are round with small dots in the middle and he is always smiling.

Friend - Check out Sealcat, he just killed innocent children using that large piece of glass.

Friend 2 - Haha, he doesn't know any better. Silly Sealcat, You did it again!

by Tommy Tom Tom August 31, 2007