Sea Legs

When one has consumed so much alcohol that he/she starts to sway while standing/walking

Did you see Jimbo last night? He had the worst sea legs! He's gonna be so shipwrecked!

by Davercadaver May 18, 2011

Sea Monkey

1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).

They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.

In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.

2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.

Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005

Sea cadets

Bunch of wannabe soldiers eother beinh forced to attend or have such sad lives hey choose to go.

Wow sea cadets are honestly full of future nonce cunts

by _._.Floop._._ July 24, 2019

Sea Monkey

White douchebags on spring break. So called due to them resembling mindless seamonkeys while floating in the hotel pool drinking the cheapest, nastiest drinks. Can't afford to drink anywhere else because they dropped out of high school.and are stuck in shit jobs. Claim to be from New York despite living in Jersey. Generally are fucking shit for brain retards.

Frat boy from a fourth tier university with little career prospects. "Whoa look at that pool full of sea monkeys"

by Shion D March 17, 2008

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

sea-ock

when in a work environment where saying cock would get a person in trouble, this is a synonym for cock

i hate that guy sometimes, he acts like such a sea-ock

by natgaspunk July 31, 2006

sea rat

a soaking wet cat.

Jack Woods looked like a little sea rat last night.

by AndreJohnson80 October 6, 2011