When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
by Hobby-less May 21, 2017
Get the Safety fartmug. The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
by Dez872 February 28, 2011
Get the Safety Rollmug. by LollipopTom December 7, 2020
Get the Safety Glazesmug. There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance
3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited
6. Be careful beware of safety
7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance
3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited
6. Be careful beware of safety
7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
Get the Seven separate sections of safetymug.