Riley Evans

A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.

Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”

Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”

by SuperHotTamales June 15, 2021

The Riley Paradox

A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.

The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.

Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...

by Obtainee of the Paradox September 6, 2019

riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.

Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith October 7, 2018

Riley Kilroy

Fucking retard who keeps saying chillet dude and is spider-man

Riley Kilroy should die

by Fcfcys December 31, 2019

Riley Goff

A Faggot who talks shit about getting pussy but really doesn't and texts random girls and pays them to say they want to fuck him. He also thinks he's good at video games but sucks dick

That Kid over there is just like Riley Goff

by BradjStover March 2, 2020

Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019

riley aspin

albino who is ginger, gets burnt on a winter day

"wow, it's really cold out here, and riley aspin looks really burnt"

by hi1234567898765 December 19, 2017