retarded

A noun used to describe a person who amazon web services.

The company that recently got breached decided to become retarded and move to the cloud.

by agseatthispersonthis May 18, 2016

retard

1.) Mentally disabled or stupid person.
2.) Used as "retarded" to describe a bad situation, in place of "gay" or "sucky"
3.) An official medical term in the 1970's to categorize the mentally disabled.

Ex. Members of the Democratic Party, SWJ's, celebrity fangirls, everyone in California.

Quit licking the windows, you fucking retard!

by Diarrhea Bubble Bath October 24, 2016

Retard

Martin.

Usually a guy with long black hair and blue eyes.
"Oh look, a retard!"
"yeah, thats just martin."

by Perklausen1 November 8, 2014

Retard

One with a disability that makes him/her retarded.

Guy #1: That retard stole my bike!
Guy #2: Hey, it's not his fault, he has a disability.

by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

retarded

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

by SOA December 18, 2006

Retarded

See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.

Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 20, 2011

retard

A person who works in the Purchasing Dept.

"Hey, whats the name of that guy that works in Purchasing? You know the one with glasses?"
"Retard."

by nikster5 July 25, 2008