Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.

Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020

Cumulative Reaction

The reaction during a cumulative process when the nuclei in human semen merges with the other nuclei in human semen releasing a astronomical amount of heat which causes near by molecules to break down and merge with the semen which commences a powerful reaction that is so powerful it is relevant to the amount of power in a nuclear explosion.

Cumulative Reactions are very dangerous. Please talk to your doctor before you decimate your city!

by Bigboisoesthisstuff October 27, 2020

Penial Rection

When the skull of a panda is completely terminated by Matrix Jesus.

Wood chips

Zookeeper 1: “Yo, that was a big fat penial rection”
Zookeeper 2: “yes it was bob, yes it was.”

by Patrik fartsex November 30, 2020

rona reflection syndrome

Having a personal life reflection and recollecting the world and social life before the 2020 SARS 2/ Coronavirus pandemic: inducing deep feeling/emotions, nostalgia, sadness, happiness, grief, regret, etc. inspiring one to make changes for the better or causing one slip into depression.

While looking at photos and videos on my phone from summer 2019, I became overwhelmed with emotion because I miss those times; I may be suffering from RRS, Rona Reflection Syndrome.

by C.Prose December 1, 2020

Squid Reaction

When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.

I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.

by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021

American-Reactionism

An ideology where you constantly switch your political values in order to be at odds with the actions/values of the USA

People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence

Todd: I wish Germany won ww2, than America wouldn't exist to terrorize the word

Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2

Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War

Pete: God you are such an idiot

American-Reactionism

by Partylizard April 5, 2021