Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009
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"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."
by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006
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1. Get me the redneck cologne, these damn mosquitoes are eating me alive!
2. Let's pick up some redneck cologne and go camping.
2. Let's pick up some redneck cologne and go camping.
by antibiotek June 6, 2010
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Get the redneck coffee mug.Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
Alternately, into any kind of gambling.
by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009
Get the Redneck Retirement Plan mug.n. A type of cooking that involves a bunch of rednecks around an outdoors deep fryer, trying to find things to deep fry. This act is usually accompanied by copious amounts of domestic beer and country music.
Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
While camping at Rattler Ford during our traditional Redneck Fondue, we discovered that deep fried pound cake tastes like donuts
Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
by swivet February 6, 2010
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Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
by duckfist June 15, 2011
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