ROFLnade

Combining the force of a grenade with the nice, solid, humour behind a good ROFL, the ROFLnade can be thrown at will - causing nearby people, cats and small patches of fungi to break out in spontaneous laughter.
May cause side effects such as rashes, itching, wet pants and hysteria. Ask in store (Where?) in store for written details.

Hitler: 'Aaaaargh! ROFLnade! DUCK!'
Eva: Heheeeheeeee, it blew your bollock off!
Hitler: Eees nut funny!
Eva: Nut funny! HEEEEHEEEHEEHE

by Touch My Wrath, Tiger Bummer! March 26, 2009

Roflsaurusrex

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.

I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD

by Rofl at you mother March 14, 2009

roflbashers

The hilarity of the ensuing permastun pwnage upon obtaining two sets of Cranium Bashers on heroes such as Troll Warlord and Mortred in the online game DotA.

Player 1: FFS dude, you just wiped out our whole team!
Player 2: roflbashers!

by theguvnr March 30, 2009

roflamethrower

A flamethrower that shoots out rofls

Dude, im laughing so hard i feel like I just got hit with a roflamethrower!!

by sleebz September 30, 2009

ROFLBTCIAN

Short for Rolling on Floor Laughing because the Cat is a Noob.

Situation-Keyboard Cat playing Keyboard

*misses note
Me: ROFLBTCIAN!!!

by Blurty8 October 11, 2009

roflchowned

He or She who gets "chowned" by a hardcore ROFL-type situation.

roflchowned

"Hey Rafa, Crow just ROFLChowned you. He's got more sales than you today."

by Wizzurd January 12, 2010

roflwemask

Rolling on Floor Laughing while eating Moe's and singing Ke$ha

Yo we were totally roflwemask

by Chingychingching March 26, 2010