“Scott has been sloppy lately he’s got a shit rig”
“Fuck Bill’s been hitting the gym lately he’s got a tight rig”
“Fuck Bill’s been hitting the gym lately he’s got a tight rig”
by Bunter June 7, 2019

A euphimism for jail.
Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018

Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna
by rigjaculation April 23, 2023

Redrawing a voting district map to ensure the party in power gets to stay in power by selecting voters, making the elections effectively rigged.
There were too many opposition party member in the state legislature, so the majority party started gerry-rigging s the nearby districts to get their party voters as a majority soon after the census.
by davezawislak June 17, 2016

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.
Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.
by High Sausage December 6, 2024

A rig is something you would call an attractive female with the whole package (e.g. Boobs, bum, pretty face)
by Realistslang July 12, 2017
