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qualitätsville

Derived from the German qualität, meaning quality, and an abbreviated form of village as used in America eg. Deepsouthinbredmotherandprobablysisterandbrotherfuckersville W. Va.. qualitätsville is used as an exclamation of admiration, especially when viewing attractive member of opposite sex.
That birds' tits are qualitätsville! I could spuge on them all night.
by Jimminy Billy-Bob May 8, 2004
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Qualified immunity

A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".

In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".

So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.

Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."

Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."

Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
by absolute qualification January 17, 2021
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Qualmy

Qualmy is a word used to describe things that are problematic and dodgy or doesn't agree with your moral sensibilities. Qualmy things often make people feel on edge, uncomfortable, disorientated and maybe even nauseous. Qualmy people are often named Leyla because of their food choices.
Why are you eating pinapples on pizza, Leyla? That's pretty qualmy.
by zefdefines May 21, 2018
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Qualmpeddler

When someone makes a joke

“That’s a Qualmpeddler”

In reference to comedian Bill Bailey
by _thespodZ May 7, 2021
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qualman

Damn he’s got some Qualman’s on him.
by Eddie Berlin August 28, 2021
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Qualmann

An unlawful and very racist little weak scrawny child who likes men
YOU ARE A QUALMANN!
by yfytctf97 July 2, 2023
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Qualms, quaUlms, qualmS

Qualms, quaUlms, qualmS
Qualms, quaUlms, qualmS
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