Profest

When a distressed company and its lenders hire an unreasonable amount of professional advisors.

Guy 1: Man this is such a profest. There aren't any more conference rooms.
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?

by Restructor2007 December 12, 2007

Rer Protector

An offshoot of the adjective rerist, rer protector is the official job title of a large, generally male, friend designated to ward off those labeled "rerist" and/or creepy joes who may try to get all up on you on subways, in clubs, or on any sort of public outing or transport.

Corrine: "That guy is totally rerin' me with his eyes right now!"

Nicole: "Don't look here! Rer protector Cody get 'um!!!"

by Reed0920 February 6, 2009

Cock protector

Someone that protects your cock.
Opposite if a cock blocker


A.k.a
CP
Cool person

Guy 1: Dude can you be a cock protector and make sure everything goes good.
Guy 2. Yeah bro.

by previan February 17, 2009

antiwar protestor

Jobless bum

I hate corporatations! Micky D's fired me for lateness and now I am an anti-war protestor.

by Ted Rall\'s nutsack August 5, 2003

antiwar protestor

one who thinks war is not the answer, and also has no clue of how to ask the question...

journalist: do you think it's morally right for the military to shoot at people in a war zone?
rumsfeld: that was an antiwar protestor question...next?

by foxpaw May 5, 2003

medievil protection

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom

"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."

by Mangorth June 7, 2007

antiwar protestor

A person who protests the war in Iraq, all the while ironically being responsible for it, since they voted for Nader in 2000.

Look at that hippy antiwar protestor, wait a second... didn't I see them at the Ralph Nader Rally?

by Oleo July 3, 2004