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potato dyke

Where you're ugly like a potato and also butch like a tranny. Hence potato dyke
by Jacob Mattson🤙🏻 February 28, 2017
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Raysh Potato

One who smoked himself lazy. He used to love to smoke pot, but even that, he's too lazy to do anymore. All he wants to do is stay home, jerk and play video games. A Raysh Potato is also known to use the phrases, "fuck it" and "I rather go home and jerk." He wears the same jeans every day.
Juan: dude you wana go to this carzy ass party, with 13 kegs andits hosted by hustler!
David: Nawwwww, fuck it am gona go home and play mythology, mabye jerk a little and relax.
Juan: dude you such a fucking raysh patato, your soo fuckin lazy MAN.
by max c May 17, 2005
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potatoe fuck

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.
by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007
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Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.
Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.
by someoneouthere September 14, 2008
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cage potato

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.
1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."
by truffz February 17, 2006
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Potato Brain

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.
Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.
by Manatee God August 11, 2015
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Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.
Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.
by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018
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