port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017

port-a-fort

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers

Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker

by Slammel May 22, 2022

port trash

A port trash is simply one who is from a small town that ends in port and has a low income

Man Aidan is such Port trash

by Wyd son November 16, 2016

Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

by crackedfortnitekid May 08, 2023

serial port

A hole, in which you throw bytes, and they come out somewhere else

my myousr is connected to the serial port

by qqqqqeeeeeeuuuu February 06, 2024

port waikato

The best surf beach in all if New zealand, also known as sunset beach. Home of the dub girls.

" lets go to port waikato?!" Yeah the dub

by Dubbbbbbbbbbv February 10, 2017

rage port

Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.

In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.

by 3B-South March 13, 2005