Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass

Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?

by JChez11 August 3, 2011

pooned

When a woman gets cum all over her chest after a glorious ejaculation from her partner.

Derived from the verb 'to poon'.

You've got pooned!
Jenna Jameson loves being pooned.

by HenryD'amour November 28, 2009

pooper

A person who throws cold water on any plans he himself doesn't think of. He always derides other people's ideas but never seems to have better ones of his own.

Peter was known as a party pooper by everyone who knew him.

by Phil Perez September 10, 2003

right in the pooper

reference to sticking your dick in a girls ass hole

hey man i just stuck in right in the pooper

by pooper king December 10, 2011

Poopenstein

An affectionate term for your dog, or other pet.

Oh, you little poopenstein! You're so cute!

by P.Lahm June 8, 2011

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004

Poomed

Being successfully exhausted or at the edge of falling asleep after a good and busy day.

"Woah, that was crazy! Base-jumping, laser tagging, parkour, shopping...what a day! I am so poomed!"

Or, simply..."I am so poomed." (With a suggested mood and previous day schedule that was completely and utterly pure awesomeness.)

by Diane Toluvia June 24, 2011