A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.
Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!
by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021
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The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
The good thing is the Professor will give you 6 Pokeballs with which you can capture 6 more. You just need to walk on tall grass and you can be attacked by a wild Pokemon.
Jimmy (just turned 10); Hey Professor Williams, can I choose my Pokemon now?
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
Professor Williams: I already told you Jimmy, stop reading urban dictionary.
Jimmy: ok, at least the pokeballs?
Professor: ...
by scientificanalysis October 18, 2022
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ANIMAL ABUSE against Pokemon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aslo PIKACHU UUUUUUUSE LIIIGHTNING BOLT
by BOB>com November 29, 2018
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Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .
Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100
Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS
Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this
Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu go against that Rhyperior .
Pikachu: Im level 2 that things level 100
Ash: DO YOU WANT THE POKEBELT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO THIS
Pikachu: I have a wife and kids dont do this
Ash: To bad for you go Pikachu!
by Pokemon battles May 23, 2019
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Get the Pokemon go mug.Meaning in Malay/Indonsialan : Pokemon where are you?
Meaning in Thai : Pokemon (Pikachu) squeezes lime to kill snake.
It's in the lyrics of a well known Indonesian kids song which took the music from Dikir Puteri by Idris Noraniza. The Thais misheard as above and became a meme/joke for years.
Meaning in Thai : Pokemon (Pikachu) squeezes lime to kill snake.
It's in the lyrics of a well known Indonesian kids song which took the music from Dikir Puteri by Idris Noraniza. The Thais misheard as above and became a meme/joke for years.
by Shiine-1 January 10, 2023
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