pokemon drugs

Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.

Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?

by Blueberri March 4, 2022

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

Pokemon Nerd

A person that knows way too much about pokemon.

Person 1: Bro I can name all the pokemon from generation 1!
Person 2: You're such a pokemon nerd, my guy.

by MerMaidgirl_456 January 12, 2024

pokemon

The time when you are a 8 year old grinding I don't know a Magicarp to level 100.

*Setting, Toys R Us* Hey you! ya you you fellow 9 year old boomer, I challenge you to a Pokemon fight with my level 39 Charizard that only knows fire type attacks.

by Nacho Cheese Man February 14, 2022

Going full Pokemon

When having sex, at the point of climax you call your own name out loud

Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"

Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."

by Cum-filled_Curlia March 13, 2019