Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!

by bumflute July 25, 2011

nursery pipe

Screaming nursery age child

Josh is such a nursery pipe.

by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

Ohio pile driver

When a female is duck taped upside down to a pole, completely covered in melted butter and Big Mac special sauce, then performs oral and anal sex on two males

Do you hear that Katie did the Ohio pile driver yesterday?

by jakeypiefly9 October 29, 2014

Blast pipe

When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard

Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight

by Lolwotkarnt August 16, 2016

Jacob Pilens

A huge faggot with a hot mom with a give up on life haircut, dates a girl that he doesn't talk to, overall a huge faggot.

Jacob Pilens is a faggot.

by Jacob Pilens January 16, 2017

glass pipe fallacy

An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack

I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy

by WetMooseKnuckle May 21, 2017

Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force

"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."

by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017