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Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.
"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."
by burndarker October 7, 2020
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Pendejo

The pendejo has already thrown 9 interceptions
by Gsodope October 11, 2020
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Pegged

Clipping a clothes peg to someone's clothing without them noticing. Common on film sets.
Bro I totally pegged Owen yesterday, he was walking around like that for a full hour.
by captain_smokes November 13, 2020
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Penceling

The American version of a Quisling. A person who sells out their country to another country, in this case the CCP
Did you just betray your country? You're such a Penceling
by Pedeville January 6, 2021
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Pence

A spineless coward who enables corruption or abusers by remaining silent, or refusing to take a stand after serious wrong has been committed.
You can't let Pastor Joe keep hurting innocent kids. You have the power to stop him. Don't be such a Pence.
by Zowen January 8, 2021
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Pence Fly

Adj.
- A "Pence Fly" is an irrelevant fact that take the attention of the people away from something more important.
V.
- to "Pence Fly" someone
Sin.
- A Distraction (away from a main topic)
- A Diversion
- A Fact Replacement

- A BS

During the US Vice President Mike Pence debate against Kamala Harris, on the 8th of October 2020, a fly stopped on the VP head. Right after all the media talked about it forgetting about Pence and Harris talk.
1) The Mayor interview was the typical Pence Fly. He kept talking about the 5 Dollar McDonald vouchers and forgot to mention why the local factory lost a deal with an important client.
2) The new candidate is getting more popular, we need to Pence Fly the news and give him less exposure.
3) That's a Pence Fly!/ (Don't Pence Fly me!) I don't care that you are the best in your PE class. You need to improve if you want to pass this year!
by Giangi January 8, 2021
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Pence Effect

When a person is held responsible for something by their boss that logic and/or the facts suggest is due to a number of other circumstances. While it can be argued very narrowly that the employee could have behaved differently, it is the case that there are too many aforementioned factual or logical inconsistencies to cause the ire of the boss upon the employee. An important element is that this judgement and subsequent criticism is after a considerable amount of time where the employee has offered loyalty in the face of difficult positions taken by or assignments given by one's boss.
The vice president suffered from the Pence Effect when he was blamed by his boss for not single handedly overturning the election.

That guy toiled loyally for years attempting to implement his bosses ideas even though they were I'll advised. When they didn't work out he was blamed. Sure, maybe someone else could have done it, but to draw the conclusion that it's his fault is a stretch at best. He suffered from the Pence Effect.
by TheNewLexicon January 10, 2021
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