wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Tar Paper Roll

A giant black dick. Typically attached to a stove pipe.

Hey bro, can you we lost our rutter on the this cruise ship could we use your tar paper roll to steer the ship?

by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011

Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.

"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."

by homb July 4, 2014

ball paper

verb. photographing one's testicles and setting the photo as the wall paper on someone else's phone without their knowledge.

Don't leave you're phone on the bar at the Coo Coo Nest. Kyle will ball paper it.

by jesse the destroyer July 25, 2014

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

paper bag

a bag. made of paper.

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag?"
You: "No."

by hyperider May 31, 2018

panera

A place to get good food and drinks but expensive as fuck.Sure, the names are stupid and you hate pronouncing them, but good quality overall.

I can't believe I paid $9 for this bread at Panera Bread, but goddamn it's good.

by You~!! December 28, 2005