Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

packing blade

To carry or conceal a knife or dagger for personal protection purposes. Often used in the ghetto as an alternative for those who are too cheap to afford a .45 or .38 special, or are legally barred from owning a firearm from a previous felony conviction.

Jamal started packing blade to protect himself from the thugs and goonys in his neighborhood.

by The Intelligent Pollack October 21, 2007

Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.

"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"

by Beezy M July 16, 2009

packing danger

Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.

Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.

Az...Did you see her titties?
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".

The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"

by Kiwi Az February 7, 2010

Packing cotton

Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.

(statement)
Nicholas: Hey Selina, you look bloated today!!
Selina: Yea, I'm definately packing cotton today.

(question)
Hey girl! You're being a real bitch today...you packing cotton or what?!

by Irishman1973 August 25, 2010

Packing Socks

When a male packs socks in his crotch area, to make it appear he has a bigger penis.

"was the sex good?" "no, he was packing socks. and it gave me the false illusion of a big penis.

by keripillow March 16, 2011

Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 9, 2012