Joe-pan-nese

Fumbling, bumbling, while lying someone else's lie and blinking your life away

Does anyone understand joe-pan-nese?

by The Dunker February 19, 2023

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.

"fran frying pan is homosexual"

by sammy is not homo August 13, 2021

ur mans pans

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns

by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu May 16, 2018

Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.

John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair

by Tuhmos with a U March 5, 2011

De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.

"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."

by 5seat January 22, 2014

Pan-da Warrior

An elite member of the Panda Army. Pan-da Warriors are trained to master the art of Pan-da, and have an unbroken alliance with the Penguin Union. One day, Pandas and Penguins will rule the world together and defeat their mortal enemy - the Turtles, led by the powerful Bacon Turtle. During the Fall of the Puffin and the Siege of Koala, Pan-da Warriors showed exceptional combat skills. Pan-da Warriors are also extremely legitomato warriors.

Pan-da Master: You have trained well, young Pan-da Warrior! Come, and join the ranks of the vast panda army!

Pan-da Apprentice: Down with the Turtles!

by Panda Army Representative January 16, 2014