The public events associate was responsible for cleaning up after the clydesdales after the fourth of july parade was finished.
by middie xo4 May 24, 2011
Get the public events associatemug. A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.
As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.
by KImCobain October 18, 2015
Get the Public Transportation Losermug. No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.
Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the The publicmug. When you fling across the map in legendary football like a body omega. They were only possible 2017-2018 and caused by sandwiches. Many people have caught one like Billerbrine SushiNewb 14Avenue
by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 11, 2021
Get the Public Omegamug. The worst fucking place on the motherfucking earth, there is often people smoking in the washroom and there is a lot of rude people
by Pseujsjsj May 28, 2018
Get the Winchester public schoolmug. If you are going to FUCK HARDER as the best way as know by heart the TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFE and always be aware of what events when in PUBLIC DISPLAY that are transpiring.
by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 4, 2021
Get the TRIANGLE OF PUBLIC LIFEmug. A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025
Get the Public order merchantmug.